Walking Dead Party! My friend Jamie made the drinks with eyeballs and the cake. The Ricktatorchips made me laugh for like 2 days.

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Boring Sunday. I hate football.

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Pumpkin carving contest winner! If you looked inside there was a topless polaroid of me. There was a slot on the side to put a nickel in. I should have charged more…

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Earn points by liking us on Facebook, following us on Twitter, etc. Whoever earns the most points will be the winner of the pole.

Contest is valid to US residents only.

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One of these things is not like the other…

Poor V broke her shoe first thing in the morning. An extra shoe was found but not quite the same…

She kept coming up to me and doing this and I thought I was going to pee my pants.

My bum for your viewing pleasure.

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